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The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number under a dish.”
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’m a high-functioning sociopath… Can I be a high-functioning sociopath with your number?”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number of notes or anything– this is just your admin having fun.)
Here you go, Tumblr! Your annual Valentine’s Day video! I looked at all of your requests and tried to put together a sort of compromise.In case you’re curious why I chose the pick-up lines I did, these are the top 10 (based on number of notes)
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I’m so good with women, I don’t just get their phone numbers… I get their phones.â€
“Are you from a future world? Because I want to get your telephone contraption number.â€
The best of postmortem Jim (seasons three and four), based on number of notes.
The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
obsexxed: Pick a number? 12 or 4.
luvthemboobie: Pick a number of these Gorgeous beautiful sexy ladies
crazysexybeautiful: subbylucy: 5, 9, 12, 16, 23, 26, and 44. princesspolysemy: touchons: propapapa: Pick a number. I love them all..oh holy hell yes!!
I suck at color palettesAnd being creativelolwutarcolorcombos If there’s any that you like, feel free to comment with the number (1-12)1 being the original
ask-tord-and-friends: galaxh2fire: so send me a letter and number and i will draw it! I’m not joking I’ll do it for you guys! pick a number and eddsworld character!
Send me a ✍ and I will generate a number 1-200
holyhung: justanothermom2014: the-8th-girl-2: justanothermom2014: Every single day….sometimes at least 4 times a day for me….not sure how many times my Son masturbates just 4?? Ok, I had to pick a number…..4 may be low….but it is a good
thorntonblr: new-chastity-male: Pick a number, which one would you prefer….? 1. CB-6000 2. A919 (Stainless steel) 3. CB-6000s 4. CB-6000s (Silicone) 5. Semi-erect 6. Soft 3 definitely el 3, seria feliz de tenerlo puesto ahora
hornydeniedgirl: Pick a number of spanks. You will be strapped to your vibrator for the time it takes to deliver the spanks. Once the spanks are completed, the vibrator will be off and that will be the end of your permission to cum for the foreseeable
get to know me, pick some numbers.
Ladies Pick A Number
dominantadmirer: tgcaptionsplus: Related Content: Ok sissy cuck, pick a number between one and ten. One number will have you bound, gagged, and blindfolded on the floor in the closet with the door closed, the other number will have you bound to a
mars-miner: PICK A NUMBER 1-1000… for a chance to be remade on the cover of Duke Nukem Forever! Limited time offer! (A few hours maybe… or a day… or something…) 432
gorgeousfemales: Last one for tonight, Which one? pick a number any number or more than 1. Def Miranda Kerr! [no. 10]
Like this post and I'll pick a number at random, then make a naked fansign for that blog :P
mistresst-13: mistressts-slave: Mistress and I played a game yesterday that we saw on tumblr. It was to determine how long I should be locked up for. We would both pick a number and if mine was higher than hers, then I would be locked up for how many
Alright Guys, here’s the deal…I’ve picked a number 1-10, send me a number, and your request in one message, and If you’re right, I’ll draw it tomorrow. Rules One vote per person (anons will be ignored). I’ll draw
firm-grip-on-the-neck: Pick a number a choose your fate
lol wanna help me pick a dildo design? (it’s for something new im working on)
aneirakinked: hornydeniedgirl: Pick a number of spanks. You will be strapped to your vibrator for the time it takes to deliver the spanks. Once the spanks are completed, the vibrator will be off and that will be the end of your permission to cum for
mrdrprofessorwecht: I made my own version of this meme so send me a character and a number! (inspired by the incredible artist @grumpsies)
hpreducedto1: Dibs on being Marco’s boyfriend. I’m calling it. Everyone else, SHUSH Pick a number and wait in line.
Like this and I will pick random numbers
pick a number and a character
Called my coworkers to prank them Manager who is no fun picked up
Pick a number between 1 and 30
sexual-moments: Pick a Number
Send me "Be my valentine" and I'll randomly pick a number:
kinkylittlesweetpea: I have my black garters on but didn’t snap pics.. I’ll take some here at work.. game time: pick a number 1-5…I have mine picked.. 5 correct answers will get you work shanagagins pics…happy guess you nasty pervs😜😘😏😍💦👅
pick a number and ask me. do it anonymously, do it as yourself, w/e. GUESS WHO'S BORED!
grumpycakes: Drew a thing to calm myself and just to draw and also cause snuggles. wanna help me finish it? pick a number from 1-100 and or see which you like best from the zephyr palette list ... and then still give me a number from 1-100 lol
atlosers: deduction019: bittersuites: verysmallhands: manimanimore: weary-spine: themagicmelodicmask: kumikoala: lascocks: east-idegengar: I can’t pick my favourite these are things i would write Number #5 killed me These sound like things
amateurasstrologer: BY REQUEST #3 STELLIUMSWhat the fuck is a stellium? It’s a bunch of planets in one sign. How many? No one can agree, yo. Some old men said three, other old men said four. Who cares. Just pick a number and roll with it - it really
Pick a number. Any number.
the17thchimera: Boy I just met you And this is crazy But here’s my Numbers So
vinegod: elementary school by Matt King
I’m bored, pick a number3476See Results
Pick a number I guess !
matthen: Pick a number between 1 and 99, write it as a word, then count the letters to get a new number. Write the new number as a word, and count its letters- repeat. This curiosity was tweeted by @IanMathmogician, and if you try it you’ll find
1, 2, or 3 pick one uwu
![In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]](https://40.media.tumblr.com/2512ec07c9f71365095f71ddbf7078bf/tumblr_n8f5zjQ5Uz1r9lnxmo1_250.png)
![gorgeousfemales: Last one for tonight, Which one? pick a number any number or more than 1. Def Miranda Kerr! [no. 10]](https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkpcaxuZvR1qg67ouo1_250.jpg)
